Anal Jihad

London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: Wahhabi Fatwa Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to Jihad
—The Internet, Fadak TV (U.K.) – June 16, 2012

Homosexuality and the rape of young boys is rampant among female-starved Arab Muslim men. This fatwa simply legitimizes sodomy by linking it to the murder infidels.

I have no doubt that this slice of Islamist barbarity will be viewed by Western liberals as a sure sign of increasing tolerance for gays in the Arab Muslim world.

Ladies and gentlemen, the comments section is, um, wide open for your puns.


H/T Sister-in-Law, Rena Bakst

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  1. Johnny
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    Why do I get the feeling this is the fatwa all muslim men have been yearning for?

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  2. D_mnFinn
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    For a terrorist, life is like an elevator. Some days you have your ups, some days you have your downs, and other days you just plain get the shaft”.

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  3. kishke
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 9:06 am | Permalink

    They’re taking this poor martyr wannabe for a ride. (Hmm, unfortunate metaphor.) Couldn’t they manage just as well with a broomstick?

    You can’t make this stuff up.

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  4. Miranda Rose Smith
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    Sheikh Dumaa Al Quanaa did not invent the anally inserted bomb. A.J. Quinnell used it as a plot device in his 1980 thriller Man on Fire.

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    • kishke
      Posted July 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

      I doubt Sheikh Dumaa Al Quanaa read Man on Fire. I am perfectly happy to give him the credit for this great invention. Finally the Arabs invent something, and you want to strip them of the honor! Infidel dog.

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  5. Posted July 25, 2012 at 6:08 am | Permalink

    One would think that once these terrorists removed their heads from their anuses, there would be plenty of room for explosives. Of course, if they ever did remove their heads from their anuses, maybe they’d see the folly of their ways…

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    • Barry
      Posted July 25, 2012 at 7:45 am | Permalink


      Got to be careful of anyone with a wide anus and narrow brain.

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