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December 07, 2006
Iraqi Terrorists on the ISG
Muhammed: Did you read the Iraq Study Group report?
Ahmed: Allah be praised, I did.
Muhammed: They never use the word "victory."
Ahmed: No, no, they are still in Viet-Nam.
Muhammed: They also want to "talk" with our brothers in Iran and Syria about stabilizing the region.
They both laugh hysterically.
Ahmed: Allah be praised, we can keep the Americans talking right up until the moment we slit their infidel throats.
Muhammed: Americans have no stomach for war or for casualties.
Ahmed: All we have to do is wait them out. Americans have no patience.
Muhammed: We must keep killing as many civilians as possible.
Ahmed: Women and children are fine targets. Americans cannot deal with such deaths. They do not understand that dead Muslims are martyrs and will go to heaven for the cause.
Muhammed: We don't even have to kill that many American soldiers, the blessed Martyrs killed more in one day in the Twin Towers than we have managed to kill in all the four years the Americans have been here in Iraq. But the Americans are soft, decadent, and only want to play video games, and watch Pamela Anderson movies.
Ahmed: Pamela is the devil, curse her.
Muhammed: Curse her.
Long silence.
Ahmed: After the Americans leave, our brothers in Iran can move in and take over Iraq. Liquidate the cursed Kurds. Has a nice ring, doesn't it?
Muhammed: The Americans abandoned the Kurds once, they will not hesitate to do it again. Once they retreat from Iraq, our brothers in Syria can annex Lebanon. Then cleanse that country of the infidel Christians. It will be a lovely blood-bath. Allah akbar.
Ahmed: Allah akbar. No one will trust America ever again. She is a paper tiger. She cannot even halt the Islamic bomb in Iran. Allah Akbar.
Muhammed: Allah Akbar. Then from Palestine, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon, we will be able to crush the Jews in Israel.
Ahmed: You mean The Zionist Entity.
Muhammed: Yes, yes, The Zionist Entity.
Ahmed: And the Jews will make it that much easier to annihilate them by pulling out of the West Bank, just as they retreated from Gaza.
Muhammed: Land for Peace.
They laugh hysterically.
Long silence.
Ahmed: Muhammed?
Muhammed: Yes?
Ahmed: I love Pamela Anderson.
Muhammed: Me too.
Ahmed: She will look beautiful in the veil.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at December 7, 2006 09:12 AM
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Ahmed: Pamela is the devil, curse her.
Muhammed: Curse her.
Long silence.
How a good director could fill that silence with images, whether satiric or horrific.
Posted by: Jeremiah at December 7, 2006 10:43 AM
Jeremiah:
Or just clips from Pamela's "classic" works.
Posted by: Robert J. Avrech ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.seraphicpress.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at December 7, 2006 10:51 AM
Excellent work. Well done.
Posted by: Shayne at December 7, 2006 11:38 AM
Margaret Thatcher often talked about the "ash heap of history" when referring to Communism. Well, I think the ISG is already at the dump. It's one thing for partisan right and left-wingers to denounce something, they do that all the time. But I really haven't heard ONE credible voice from any part of the political spectrum who favors this thing. I realize some members of Congress say they'll support it, but none of them made a convincing argument for ISG and didn't seem to want to. (Who could?)
Posted by: Jake at December 7, 2006 12:00 PM
Jake:
I wish this report were just useless, unfortunately it's quite useful to our enemies.
Posted by: Robert J. Avrech at December 7, 2006 12:54 PM
Shayne:
Thanks so much.
Posted by: Robert J. Avrech at December 7, 2006 12:56 PM