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March 30, 2007
Odd Inclinations
a·cer·se·com·ic
n. a person whose hair has never been cut
e·loz·ab·le
adj. amenable to flattery
gy·no·ti·ko·lo·bo·mass·o·phi·li·a
n. a proclivity for nibbling on women's earlobes
Hat Tip: Futility Closet
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at March 30, 2007 11:33 AM
Comments
Seraphic Secret is private property, that's right, it's an extension of our home, and as such, Karen and I have instituted two Seraphic Rules and we ask commentors to act respectfully.
1. No profanity.2. No Israel bashing. We debate, we discuss, we are respectful. You know what Israel bashing is. The world is full of it. Seraphic Secret is one of the few places in the world that will not tolerate this form of anti-Semitism. That's it. Break either of these rules and you will be banned.
And what do we call a person who -- perhaps -- has too much time on his/her hands on Erev Shabbos and almost Erev Pesach and blogs? I have "a friend" that needs to know. ;)
Good Shabbos, Robert, to the Avrech clan.
Posted by: Pearl at March 30, 2007 01:50 PM
Pearl:
We call them: efficient. Have a lovely and meaningful Shabbos.
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at March 30, 2007 02:11 PM
The Orthodox view is that gynotikolobomassophilia is fine (and probably encouraged on Shabbos) as long as it is your wife's earlobes and not under any circumstances those of any other woman?
Posted by: Michael Jennings at April 1, 2007 03:08 PM
Michael:
Yup.
Though this blog does not have s'micha, Rabbinic ordination.
Posted by: Robert J. Avrech at April 1, 2007 03:22 PM