So, a nelipot, a misodoctakleidist and an agelast all walk into a bar.....

I tried to get at least a smirk out of my misodoctakleidist friend by doing an imitation of his eccentric, nelipot instructor before his lesson. But alas, when piano lesson time draws near, my brother is a true agelast.

(sorry...can only do it in two sentences)

Mona Lisa, who sometimes smirked, but was truly an agelast, was also a misodoctakleidist, in spite of those many lira that her parents spent on piano lessons. She preferred to spend her time in Calabria, at the ocean, where she was most comfortable as a nelipot.

An agelast is a four-toed handless nelipot pianist who suffers from misodoctakleidistism.

He was an agelast on account of being a misodoctakleidist, which was in turn due to his being a no-armed pianist who played using toes in place of fingers, which, as a nelipot, he hated exceedingly.

Whoops, on re-reading my entry, I see that I read and responded too quickly. I thought a nelipot was one who hated walking barefoot, which it's not. Here's my revised entry:

He was an agelast on account of being a misodoctakleidist, which was due to his practiciing piano as a nelipot, which was in turn due to the accident that rendered him a no-armed pianist, who played using toes in place of fingers, which he hated exceedingly.

The sadistic piano teacher punished his misodoktakleidist student by forcing him to become a nelipot on hot coals and shards of glass, which turned the poor young man into an agelast for life.

An agelast, a misodoctakleidist, and a nelipot walk into a bar.

Okay. I made the sentence. It's up to someone else to make it a good joke.

Okay. I made the sentence. It's up to someone else to make it a good joke.

We can always fall back on the old classic: The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? A joke?"

"You don't want to hear me play the piano? That's OK, because I hate practicing. That didn't make you laugh? Nothing makes you laugh, then. But you'll go for a walk barefoot with me, yes? You're an agelast, I'm a misodoctakleidist, and we're both nelipots."

Having nearly come to blows with the nasty old agelast whom my mother hired to teach me piano, I decided to play the misodoctakleidist that afternoon and spend the time oggling nelipots at the nearest beach.

I have to figure out how to use one of these sentences in a screenplay.

Not.

I have to figure out how to use one of these sentences in a screenplay.

What? Are you writing a screenplay for a 'Cheers' movie? I'm sure the character, Diane, could make it sound natural.

("What do you think I am, an odalisque in your seraglio?!" has become a standard line around our house.)

Juggling Frogs:

Your house sounds like a Mozart opera.