Siggy Freud recalled his fairweather friend, Louise -- the snoutband! -- who was a jealous yet imaginative type who suffered from both dyscallignia AND apodyopsis. [Ewww, gross!!!]

A Code-Pink snoutband, suffering, as most of her counterparts do, from dyscallignia, has proposed that the women of 'Boobs not Bombs' should radically alter their strategy, and publicly protest while completely unclothed, and so, accomplish their goals by threatening a mass terror of apodyopsis among all sane men and women who hear of their project.

Stephen acted a snoutband and demonstrated his dyscallignia when he refused to be the only one of the group to engage in apodyopsis with Elisha Cuthbert in mind.

Mike's wife considered him a snoutband since he repeatedly disagreed with her conviction that pretty girls might also have great personalities, he thought she was a pest as he didn't enjoy her constantly bringing it up (due to his combined conditions of dyscallignia and a tendency towards apodyopsis) - but she was ugly enough for it not to threaten their marriage.

Fred really had to be a snoutband, given that his companions managed to somehow combine apodyopsis and dyscallignia.

According to Ben Franklin, snoutband is the apotheosis of snotmouth. According to Chasidim, mikveh is the cure for apodyopsis. According to King Solomon, a gloibhc produces dyscallignia. Siman LeDavar: a snout of a pig with a gold ring.

Treatment for one who suffers from dyscallignia includes careful apodyopsis; however when dealing with a snoutband, it is best to suggest fantasizing eskimo huntresses.

Hey, Robert, why don't YOU come up with a sentence offering, too. You're granted permission to have the last word.

Congratulations to Soccer Dad for composing the single best sentence in this Seraphic contest. All the sentences have their particular virtues, but Karen and I feel that Soccer Dad's simplicity and wit just win the day.

Thanks so much to everyone for participating. We'll do it again in a few weeks.

Congratulations to Soccer Dad!

a related side question,

i couldn't find 'dyscallignia' anywhere,

but after reflecting that it meant a dislike for beautiful women,
thought that the term perphaps is spelt with the 'gyn' root for woman, as 'dycalligynia',
and have found a source for its spelling that way:

http://www.reference.com/search?q=dyscalligynia&db=web

gyn == woman
calli == beautiful
(as in 'calligraphy' == beautiful writing)

as spellings often become shortened or adapted in their transfer from foreign language roots,
is there a source for the shortened form of
'dyscallignia' ?

congrats to soccer dad.
I wanted to try my hand at a sentence Robert, but I was still so flustered by the title of your last post...I thought it was about me.

Bill, ever the snoutband, would get nervouse during debates, utilizing apodyopis to overcome his fears, but never of women, for he was a dycalliginian.

Exdem:

Nice detective work. Not surprised you couldn't find the word in any dictionaries. These words were usually used by one or two clerics in medieval times.

Sorry, we can't help you out with dyscallignia.

Cruisin Mom:

Um, yeah, I was thinking of you too when I wrote that post; sorta, kinda... whatever.