OK, first jumper exits from the right door:

Lilleth, driven nearly to despair at being on the wrong side of an imparlibidinous relationship with young Dudley, saw her professional status begin to crumble as she found herself egroting with ever-increasing frequency, dropping everything to speed down the Pacific Coast Highway like a jehu any time he summoned her to his stately Burbank love nest.

Virgil

No jehu he - "steady as she goes" - Michael Dukakis's imparlibidinous relationship with the voters made him want to egrote, which, happily, he did.

Don't ask me where that came from. I must be channeling Richard Ben Cramer.

Because of the imparlibidinous nature of their relationship, the woman often resorted to egrote headaches, causing her partner to embark on a jehu to his favorite all night cafe, where he watched many old movies on his laptop.

Drat, everyone seems to have similar ideas to the one I have.

In his jehu to pursue an imparlibidinous relationship with Susan, Steven egroted on the day of an important demonstration because she had the day off, in a vain attempt to enhance his romantic life at the expense of his career.

I used "jehu" to mean a reckless driver, not drive, as I see most everyone else did. That's what you meant, right? I figured it was a typo. (BTW, my dictionary - M-W 10th Collegiate - defines jehu just as a cab driver, not a reckless one.)

Jeremy's jehu for an "A" grade in his statistics class came to naught as he egroted once too often, exposing the imparlibidinous relationship between his aspirations and his work ethic.

(Can you tell I am grading mid-terms?)

Kishke:

Yes, "reckless" driver is what we mean. That's the definition we derived from Futility Closet.

No, I understood that reckless was what you meant, and it was just a machlokes between dictionaries. I wrote my sentence with "reckless" in mind. The typo I was referring to was your having written "drive" instead of "driver." I think that tripped up Soccer Dad.

Kishke:

Yup, typo. It's driver. Hit your refresh button for the update on the post. Thanks so much. That's what I get for posting when I'm half-asleep.

Between my boss and I there exists an imparlibidinous relationship which causes me to egrote and leave the office and take a juhu in order to get away.

" ... Yes, "reckless" driver is what we mean ... "

in light of this critical new information, ;-) ,
am amending my entry as follows:

Because of the imparlibidinous nature of their relationship, the woman often resorted to egrote headaches, causing her partner to act as a jehu, and hasten to his favorite all night cafe, where he watched many old movies on his laptop.

please ignore/delete previous entry

Thanks

How about a haiku?

Mournful:

I'm the egrote news
Imparlibidinous blues
Jehu of my life.

Unfaithful:

Jehu of lovin'
Imparlibidinous man
Wife's for egrotin'

Rejection:

I'll egrote on you
We're imparlibidinous
I'm no jehu. Go!

Kishke does haiku.
Not that creative am I.
I cannot compete.

But I'll try anyway.

Not anxious to return to work because of an imparlibidinous relationship with a co-worker, Steve drove home like a jehu, getting into an accident and obviating the need to egrote the next day.

Joe and Shmoe being imparlibidinous to their golf game, Joe hit a jehu and Shmoe lost his drink. Now Shmoe will not have to egrote to bid fairwell.

And which takes no note of the actual meaning of these words:

Egrote! What jehu the imparlibidinous hath wrought.

Them's biblical words.

Sorry, make that farewell.

Before Dan learned that his secretary was ergoting because of his imparlibidinous advances, he thought that she had been struck by a car: he blamed the jehus.

Deciding to egrote for the day, I took my companion for a romantic drive through the countryside, but the constant imparlibidinous between us transformed me into a raving jehu.

Here goes:

Ted Kennedy, a jehu if there ever was one, found his imparlibidinous relationships with his co-workers, the reason for their rampant attempts at egrote.

Could you blame them?

YF: I like yours a lot! Let me riff on it:

At Chappaquidick, his imparlibidinous relationship (actually, just plain libidinous) led the jehu Ted Kennedy into disaster. His response was to egrote.

That darn jehu cut me off, putting me in such a state that I called my imparlibidinous boss and egroted, saying that I had to take off the day from work because I was lovesick.

(Thank goodness for time differences; it's after midnight here, but L.A. is 3 hours behind...!)

Are we even ALLOWED to compete against a triple haiku? Isn't that the literary equivalent of nukes?

Virgil

Virgil:

Fear not, this is not a haiku competition.

Kishke's just, y'know, showing off:)

Actually, Haiku is the next obscure word competition.

Hey, I'm doing well just knowing what it is! Last year, I would have thought it was Japanese for "a long walk."

What? Showing off? After all my self-restraint? Just for that, I'm gonna post the other three haiku I had ready to go! :)

Virgil, writing haiku is easy; the only absolute requirement is the 17 syllable one: first line 5, second 7, third 5. Writing good haiku (which the above are emphatically not) is hard.

Joyful:

I egrote from joy!
Not imparlibidinous
Jehu has found love.

Wistful:

Oh, for egrotin'
Imparlibidinousin'
Yeah, old jehu times

Surviving:

I egrote; I breathe;
Imparlibidinous me;
Wrecked, jehu car crash.

I'm going to have to egrote to avoid riding to work with my boss, the imparlibidinous jehu.