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October 13, 2008

Dwelling in my Hollywood Succah

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The Avrech Succah. A temporary dwelling.

I was asked to attend a script conference tomorrow, Tuesday morning. I told the producer that it was a Jewish holiday and I couldn't attend.

“Wait, the holidays are over, your Yom Kee-pur just ended, right?”

“Uh, yeah, but now we have Succot, Shemini Atzeret and then Simchat Torah.”

“No disrespect, but you are kidding, tell me you're kidding.”

“Sorry.”

“Let me get back to you.”

An hour later the producer, not Jewish—truly bright, creative and decent—calls back.

“I asked all the Jews in the company and they're drawing a blank.”

“Right. Well, I'm not surprised. Look, lemme send you a few links and then get back to me.”

“Hey, I believe you. Just tell me when we can have our sit-down?”

I suggest a day and time.

“Robert?”

“Yeah?”

“I respect your commitment. I really do. But tell me, how come none of the Jews in the company know what I'm talking about?”

I sigh.

I am sad.

“Tell me something, did all you guys go to the big Obama rally here in town?”

“Sure, of course.”

“Well, most secular American Jews believe feverishly in Obama, or the Democratic party, or Global Warming. In the past they believed in Socialism, Communism—most any 'ism' but Judaism. It's just how it goes.”

“Harsh stuff, Robert.”

“Not as harsh as what happens to Jews under all the isms.”

And via my good friend, Dirty Harry, screeenwriter Andrew Klavan calls for regime change in Hollywood.


Karen and I wish all our friends a joyous and deeply meaningful Succot.

Posted by Robert J. Avrech at October 13, 2008 09:09 AM

Comments

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Very interesting. (Actually, all your anecdotes are interesting.)

It reminds me of Dennis Prager's belief that the religion for secular Jews is Leftism.

By the way, thank you for your posts a while back on the 10 silent movies a film lover should see.

Jonathan

Posted by: Jonathan at October 13, 2008 09:48 AM

Now all the people in my group at work know about Succos. It's their favorite holiday - even the ones who aren't jewish.

Posted by: mata hari at October 13, 2008 10:01 AM

Robert,

So true....most American and secular Jews have sold their sold to the left.

Have a wonderful and meaningful Succot!!

Posted by: Lance at October 13, 2008 10:02 AM

Although I worked with Jews at my publishing company for many years, I was the only one who took "all those minor Jewish holidays" off. At one time, even a boss of mine was Jewish; the others didn't understand why Pearl, but not Tami, took off all those Jewish holidays.

Have a wonderful Yom Tov.

Posted by: Pearl at October 13, 2008 10:47 AM

Wonderful Succot for you and your family. Cheers

Walner(from Brazil)

Posted by: Walner Silvestre at October 13, 2008 12:23 PM

Chag Sameach Chaver to you and yours..we had to weight down our Sukkah because of the winds!

All Best,
Robert@Joshuapundit

Posted by: robert at October 13, 2008 04:54 PM

Jonathan:

Dennis is quite right. It's an old story: once "enlightened" Jews turn away from Torah, they end up worshiping at the altar of radical leftist politics. And sooner or later they are always devoured.

Glad you like my silent film posts. There will be more.

Posted by: Robert J. Avrech [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2008 05:30 PM

Mata Hari:

Yes! When we invite Jews or non-Jews to our Succah, they always enjoy themselves hugely.

Posted by: Robert J. Avrech [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2008 05:32 PM

Lance:

Chag Sameach to you too.

Posted by: Robert J. Avrech [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2008 05:37 PM

Pearl:

Thanks so much for the workplace insight. Have a fine Yom Tov.

Posted by: Robert J. Avrech [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2008 05:39 PM

Walner:

Have a Chag Sameach. My best friend from college lives in Sao Paolo.

Posted by: Robert J. Avrech [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2008 05:40 PM

Robert:

Tell me about it.

Last night the Santa Ana's were just blasting. When I stepped outside this morning all the s'chach was blown off my Succah. Climbed the stupid ladder, laid out the s'chach again, now my fingers are pulsing with stupid splinters.

Laid a bunch of two by fours over the s'chach.

Here's hoping.

Chag Sameach to you and yours. Keep up your fine work. I read your blog faithfully.

Posted by: Robert J. Avrech [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2008 05:49 PM

I wish you a very memorable Succot and know that I admire you greatly for your Religious convictions and traditions. All the best.

Posted by: tamster at October 13, 2008 09:43 PM

I think we are in a relatively new stage of history, but one that is described in the Passover Haggadah's story of the four sons. It may be tempting to describe secular Jews today as the "wicked son," but frankly we're way beyond that. Today most Jews are the "son who doesn't even know how to ask a question." I daresay most most Jews in Hollywood are quite ignorant of their tradition and if they have become devoted to Buddhism or liberalism, it probably had nothing to do with rejecting anything because they never knew anything to reject.

I'm not sure how to fix that. Jewish education is kind of a minefield these days. Honestly, I don't know how the old after school Hebrew school model can sustain itself in this day and age and day schools are just not an option for most people at those tuition prices.

But it is true that the leaders of many non-religious Jewish groups are completely rejecting religious life for a different kind of political devotion.

Posted by: Jake at October 14, 2008 05:27 AM

At the Board of Education in New York City, many otherwise secular Jews know all about Sukkot and other "minor" [their term not mine] holidays, because they have the right to take the day off at half-pay (or something like that).

I had a colleague who would come see me at the beginning of the school year to go over exactly when each holiday was so she could schedule extra visits to her elderly parents in Florida.

Posted by: Baila at October 14, 2008 02:28 PM

...And my husband always had this problem when he worked for Bear Stearns in New York; his bosses would always ask how come all the other Jews could come to work.

Here in Israel, he doesn't have this problem. ;)

Posted by: Baila at October 14, 2008 02:31 PM

It's such a great holiday! Too bad people don't know enough about it.

Posted by: Alice at October 15, 2008 06:16 AM

The weather has been really nice for eating in the Sukkah.

Posted by: Jack at October 15, 2008 09:14 PM

Posted by: mal at October 15, 2008 09:20 PM

I laughed even though it's not funny, but what else can I do?
Here in Israel Succot is a big holiday.
I remember my confusion in OJC (Conservative) Hebrew School. I'm not ffb. We would be brought into this structure with hanging fruit, but I had no idea what it was about and never saw/celebrated the holiday.

Once, maybe twice, I went to shul Simchat Torah, at night, and got candied apples on a flag. At least that's the mishmash I remember.

Posted by: Batya at October 15, 2008 10:05 PM

You catch more flies with honey:

It's such a great holiday! Too bad people don't know enough about it.

than with vinegar:

Well, most secular American Jews believe feverishly in Obama, or the Democratic party, or Global Warming. In the past they believed in Socialism, Communism—most any 'ism' but Judaism. It's just how it goes.

Posted by: Harsh indeed! at October 16, 2008 01:08 AM

My Gentile boss USED to question the holidays that never seemed to show up on his calendar, but after working for him so many years, whenever I ask for a day off he usually says, "Oh, another Jewish holiday?" And BTW - there are 5 Jews in my department out of around 70 people...none other than myself celebrate Sukkot. I'm with you...this makes me very sad, especially since I really love this holiday!

Moadim L'Simcha.

Posted by: Orieyenta at October 16, 2008 09:49 AM

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