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January 06, 2009
Surprise Message from Usama bin Laden
Seraphic Secret has several secret and reliable sources in the intelligence community. One of our most trusted and knowledgeable sources has leaked a secret communique by none other than Usama bin Laden.
We feel it our patriotic duty to share this with our readers.
Interoffice Memo:
From: Usama Bin Laden
To: Barack Hussein Obama
In the name of Allah, in the name of The All Merciful Prophet, greetings upon your head.
For too long the dog Bush The Son has waged brutal war against Islam, against those holy warriors who answer the call of Islam to fight Jihad against the Jews and the Crusaders. This war has crippled the Holy Warriors and prevented those who love Allah and His Prophet from slaughtering Crusader American and Jew infidels. But Bush is past and by the grace of Allah and His Prophet you are now in the White House, soon to be a Holy Mosque.
In the name of the Holy Warriors we give thanks for the wisdom you display in anointing the infidel Leon Panneta—we know his real name is Pinsky The Jew—as next Director of Central Intelligence.
We give thanks, for Panneta/Pinsky has no experience in the intelligence field, and he is a well known critic of the interrogation methods that we most fear and that have kept America safe from our Holy Jihad fighters these past seven years.
We give thanks for a return to the bountiful days of Jimmy “Our Jihad Brother” Carter who also appointed the most ignorant outsider Stansfield Turner as director of the satanic CIA. The Iranian dogs—Death to all Shia!—swiftly brought the Great Satan to its knees.
We give thanks for a return to the glorious days when the degenerate sexual beast Bill Clinton—real name Benish Cohen—appointed the great dupe, and another non-professional, John M. “The Kraut Jew” Deutch as Director of the CIA. Those were the blessed years when Allah caused his humble servant to build Al Quada, bomb the Twin Towers—if at first you don't succeed try, try again—and build the all powerful, all Holy, Jihad network, that has better ratings than all the Jew-networks on The Great Satan American Television, a subsidiary of The International Jewish Conspiracy.
Indeed, we give thanks to the Democrats, AKA The Elders of Zion, who meekly submit to the will of Allah and His Messenger.
His humble servant praises the Dhimmi Obama and his most wise choice for the CIA.
The Jihad against The Great Satan and The Zionist Entity will now comfortably and courageously enter its next phase in which the infidel dogs of the West will convert or their heads will separated from their bodies.
Blessings Upon Allah and His Prophet.
Your Best Blood Enemy,
Usama bin Laden
P.S. Your woman (who talks too much!) and little female infidels (who smile too much!) dress like wantons. Enclosed please find three burqas. Don't worry, one size fits all. And black is slimming.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at January 6, 2009 07:33 AM
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Praise Osama -- Piss Be Upon Him!
You say Usama, I say Osama,
let's call the whole thing off!
Personally, I'm getting to the point of using the BLU-82 on those Hamas-holes and retaking the Gaza Strip!
I am not, by nature, a violent man, but I'm getting fed up with it and I don't even have rockets raining down on me!!
Hell, I'm not even Jewish and I'm ready for Israel to strike hard!
Joe
Posted by: ProphetJoe at January 6, 2009 09:04 AM
Hilarious!
Posted by: Quantumburrito at January 6, 2009 09:27 AM
Once again we will die of old age waiting for the moderate members of the religion of peace to denounce people like Ya'qub that are hijacking their religion. Maybe if he were to hold up one of the Danish cartoons and laugh at it the moderates would be roused to condemn him.
The rage of those moderates only seems to work in one direction.
Posted by: Johnny at January 6, 2009 10:52 AM
That Bloomberg video is fantastic. My regard for him just about skyrocketed.
Posted by: Michal at January 6, 2009 12:07 PM
please read and post to other sites and blogs.....http://www.frontpagemag.com/media/pdf/BigLies.pdf
Posted by: john at January 6, 2009 06:28 PM
My bet he is long dead and thats why you havent seen him ,they are just using propaganda .
Posted by: jack at January 6, 2009 10:56 PM