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July 15, 2009
Jewish Sex Gum Destroying Palestinian Youth
Beware Arab youth, the International Zionist Conspiracy will chew you up and spit you out.
Hey, I have a fab-u-lous idea, let's give these lunatics a state of their very own.
What could possibly go wrong?
Is Israel targeting the Palestinian population in Gaza by distributing libido-increasing chewing gum in the Strip? A Hamas police spokesman in the Gaza Strip Islam Shahwan claimed Monday that Israeli intelligence operatives are attempting to "destroy" the young generation by distributing such materials in the coastal enclave.
Shahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.
A number of suspects have been arrested.
Full story here.
Quick, get Human Rights Watch to investigate this atrocity.
Whoops, not available, they are on a fund raising tour in that model of human rights: Saudi Arabia
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at July 15, 2009 07:54 AM
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And I thought it was hard to get gum out of my hair!
Posted by: Jake at July 15, 2009 08:40 AM
Hmm...sex gum..
Why are we considering giving them their own state? I didn't know we Jews had so much power over the Palis.
But then, they blow up a school bus and the world cries for the poor palis..we send in the IDF for blowing up the school bus and we are monsters. The world is definately a backwards place.
Posted by: Masorti at July 15, 2009 11:10 AM
Interesting. I would be very interested in knowing what chemical in this gum is the active ingredient.
Posted by: Sorbet at July 15, 2009 12:16 PM
I always suspected that Bazooka Joe was up to no good. No wonder I can never read the small print in those Hebrew cartoons. It probably says "Bazooka Jew." (For less informed readers, just kidding. I'm addicted to strawberry flavored Israeli bubble gum - my vice).
Posted by: Karen Avrech at July 15, 2009 02:38 PM
Jake:
Peanut butter does the trick.
I know from bitter experience.
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at July 15, 2009 02:46 PM
Sorbet:
Trade secret, sorry:-)
Posted by: Robert J. Avrech at July 15, 2009 02:47 PM
Karen:
Do you know how much willpower it took for me not to mention your gun chewing habit.
Great opportunity for endless wise cracks.
Which you can look forward to for a looooong time.
Posted by: Robert J. Avrech at July 15, 2009 02:49 PM
I have an idea - close off the GS completely and let them be self-sufficient so they don't have to rely on those mean, mean Joos. Oh, that's right. They destroyed the infrastructure like the greenhouses when Israel left.
When will it occur to the diplomatic type on Turtle Bay that the Palestinians are being led by people with the mental capacity of 7 year-olds? They make our Congress look smart (I never thought I would type Congress and smart so close together). Until they get some adults in there a lasting peace will be a dream.
Posted by: Johnny at July 15, 2009 03:08 PM
So is this the reason the Palestinian birth rate is so high?
Posted by: Bill Brandt at July 15, 2009 06:04 PM
For once the palestinians are blowing up bubbles instead of people :-)
Posted by: cliff was from montreal at July 15, 2009 07:12 PM
Peanut butter is an aphrodisiac?
Who knew?
Thanks for the tip Robert!
Posted by: Alfondso at July 15, 2009 10:29 PM
Can I get some of that gum? I think my wife needs some.
Posted by: RetroHound at July 16, 2009 12:13 PM
ummmm. all the comments said are full of crap. im not hating on jews, but stop hating on palistinians.
Posted by: yousef at July 21, 2010 02:41 PM