February 28, 2010
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere: The Purim Edition
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Marilyn regrets she never played the role of Queen Esther.
Hey, I've got a fab-u-lous Idea.
While you're noshing on your mishloach manot, check out Haveil Havalim # 258, The Purim Edition, enthusiastically edited by The Israel Situation.
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February 21, 2010
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Anthony Perkins spies on the JBlogosphere, Psycho 1960.
Up and live, Haveil Havalim #257, this week presented by Ki Yachol Nuchal.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 01:11 PM | Comments (3)
February 14, 2010
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Brigitte Helm keeps an eye on the Jewish Blogosphere, Metropolis 1927.
Up and live, Haveil Havalim, this week edited by Shiloh Musings.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 11:29 AM | Comments (11)
January 31, 2010
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Fay Wray and Joel McCrea search for The Jewish Blogosphere.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 12:31 PM | Comments (0)
January 17, 2010
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Marilyn says, “I don't know jack abut Jack but I'll drink to him anyway.”
Up and live, Haveil Havalim, The Year of Jack Edition, presented by our leader, Jack.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 01:08 PM | Comments (4)
January 10, 2010
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
Ima on and off the Bima presents Haveil Havalim #251.
And here's a great “educational” short from 1937.
Screen star Constance Bennett demonstrates her daily beauty routine.
Who knew?
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December 27, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Brigitte Bardot focuses on the Jewish blogosphere.
Feast your eyes on J Pix, select photos from the Jewish Blogosphere, nicely chosen by Here in HP.
Up and live Haveil Havalim #249, presented this week by I'll Call Baila.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 12:10 PM | Comments (4)
December 20, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Tuesday Weld dreams of cashmere sweaters and, um, the
Jewish blogosphere.
Up and live, Haveil Havalim #248, presented this week by Frume Sarah's World.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:52 AM | Comments (1)
December 13, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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The Jewish blogosphere sends daggers to Coleen Gray's knees.
Up and live, Haveil Havalim #247, The Chanukah Edition, presented this week by The Israel Situation. Lots of good reading from the lively and compelling Jewish blogosphere.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 07:43 AM | Comments (1)
December 06, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Vivien Leigh brings order from chaos in Gone With the Wind
Up and live Haveil Havalim, the Balagan (Chaos) Edition, presented by Batya.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 06:58 AM | Comments (4)
November 29, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Rabbi Abraham Avrech strongly urges you to read Haveil Havalim.
Torat Yisrael hosts this week's Haveil Havalim #245. As always, there is much to read, much to ponder.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:21 AM | Comments (3)
November 22, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #244
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Esther Ralston commands you to read Haveil Havalim.
Up and live Haveil Havalim#244, edited this week by A Mother in Israel. Lots and lots of good stuff to read.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 03:07 PM | Comments (0)
November 08, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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Ann-Margret and Elvis dance to the Jewish Blogosphere.
Better late than never, Haveil Havalim #242, presented this week by our fearless leader, Jack.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:06 PM | Comments (1)
November 01, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
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The Yiddish reads: “Jimmy Cagney in Taxi.”
Haveil Havalim #241 is up and live, presented this week by Simply Jews. Enjoy.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:11 AM | Comments (3)
October 25, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere
Up and live Haveil Havalim #240, The Aliyah Edition, presented this week by Artzeinu.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 03:09 PM | Comments (0)
September 13, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere

The Reform Shuckle* (great name!) presents the latest Haveil Havalim.
And let's not forget Jewish photography: Check out the latest Jpix, presented by Me-Ander.
Shuckle: Yiddish, swaying while in prayer.
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August 16, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #230

MM dreams of the Jewish Blogosphere.
Haveil Havalim #230 is up and live, lovingly edited by newly married—Mazal Tov!—Letters of Thought.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 11:28 AM | Comments (1)
August 09, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #229
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Charlie Chaplin and Paulette Goddard, born Marion Pauline Levy, search for the Jewish Blogosphere.
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #229, The Modi'in Edition is up and live. Check it out if you want to know what's happening in Jewish cyberspace.
Correction: A few days ago Seraphic Secret reported on child brides in Gaza. Since that post we have received more information and it appears that the little girls were not the brides, but relatives. The brides were off-screen.
I'm sorry for not checking out the story more thoroughly.
Our readers expect truth and clarity from Seraphic Secret and we endeavor to maintain the highest standards.
On the other hand, let's not forget that child marriages are not unusual in the Islamic world.
Last night was the final Sheva B'rachot for Offspring #3 and her wonderful husband. Karen and I are deeply grateful to all our readers who wrote to us privately and made comments over the past few days. Sharing our simcha with all of you has added another layer of joy to this special occasion.

Yours truly dances with Offspring #3.
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July 26, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #227

Jimmy Cagney—who was Irish Catholic, but fluent in Yiddish—insists that Mae Clarke read Haveil Havalim.
Haveil Havalim #227, presented for the first time by Jewschool.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 11:12 AM | Comments (1)
July 19, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #226

The Girl's Rifle Team, U. of Maryland, 1925 are big supporters of the 2nd Amendment and Haveil Havalim.
Jack is on deck. He takes a few practice swings, then steps up to the plate to present Haveil Havalim #226.
Home run.
In Communist dictatorships the past is constantly being erased and revised to suit the ideological needs of the ruling class.
Here's President Barack Hussein Obama working off the exact same playbook.
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July 12, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #225

Karen's thinking: “I'd rather be reading Haveil Havalim.”
Haveil Havalim #225, is up and live. Maya, from How to Be Israeli, has done a wonderful job of organizing this round-up of the best of the Jewish Blogosphere.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 06:56 AM | Comments (4)
June 21, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #221

Just returned from The Sixth Annual Ariel Avrech Memorial Lecture, an overwhelming success. Rabbi Pruzansky's views on conformity and non-conformity in Jewish life are unique and thought provoking. We will be posting a video of the event in a week or so and we strongly suggest that you take the time to view it.
I am emotionally drained and need some quiet time to absorb the entire experience.
Thanks to everyone who attended and to those who could not attend but wrote to us with emotional support.
In the meantime, here's the latest edition of Haveil Havalim, edited beautifully by The Real Shliach.
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June 07, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 220

Rabbi Moshe & Ida Yoelson says: “Maybe if our Asa—AKA Al Jolsen—had read Haveil Havalim, he might have married a nice Jewish girl instead of all those, feh, treif Hollywood actresses.
Up and live is Haveil Havalim: The Beach Blanket Edition, beautifully edited and annotated by the extremely busy Esser Agaroth. Thanks so much for including and commenting on Seraphic Secret's tribute to my father, Rabbi Abraham Avrech.
Charles Krauthammer has some thoughts regarding Barack Hussein Obama's Pharaonic move against Jewish babies.
In the 16 years since the Oslo accords turned the West Bank and Gaza over to the Palestinians, their leaders built no roads, no courthouses, no hospitals, none of the fundamental state institutions that would relieve their people’s suffering. Instead they poured everything into an infrastructure of war and terror, all the while depositing billions (from gullible Western donors) into their Swiss bank accounts.
Obama says he came to Cairo to tell the truth. But he uttered not a word of that. Instead, among all the bromides and lofty sentiments, he issued but one concrete declaration of new American policy: “The United States does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements,” thus reinforcing the myth that Palestinian misery and statelessness are the fault of Israel and the settlements.
Blaming Israel and picking a fight over “natural growth” may curry favor with the Muslim “street.” But it will only induce the Arab states to do like Abbas: sit and wait for America to deliver Israel on a platter. Which makes the Obama strategy not just dishonorable but self-defeating.
Read the complete article here.
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May 17, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #217
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My grandmother, Chana Gittel, usd to read Charles Dickens
out loud to me. It was one of the ways she learned English.
She would have adored Haveil Havalim.
Shiloh Muse presents Haveil Havalim #217 The Discount Edition.
And here's a fine illustration of the, ahem, cycle of violence in Gaza.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:35 AM | Comments (3)
May 10, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #216

MM sings: “Happy Birthday Jack!
Haveil Havalim #216, Happy 40th Birthday Jack Edition, is up and live.
The last birthday I remember was when I turned 25-years old and I still wasn't married. My parents looked at me like, y'know, dead man walking. Well, Baruch HaShem, Karen popped up in my life soon after and all subsequent birthdays have been walks in the park.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:26 AM | Comments (0)
April 26, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #214

Clara Bow says: “I love a man in a yarmulke!
Haveil Havalim #214, The Radiant Ziv Edition is up, hosted this week by The Rebbetzin's Husband—sounds like the title for a whacky TV sit-com starring Fran Drescher.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:37 AM | Comments (2)
April 19, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere

Joan Crawford says: “I'll let you eat cake—after you read Haveil Havalim.”
Up and live, The Real Shliach presents: Haveil Havalim #213, It's Been a Long Time.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:08 AM | Comments (4)
April 05, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #211

Theda Bara says: “You try cleaning for Pesach in Cleopatra wardrobe!”
I don't know how she did it with all her Pesach cleaning, But Ima on and off the Bima—Mother on and off the Pulipt—managed to put together a slamming Haveil Havalim #211, Preparing for Pesach Edition.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 09:22 AM | Comments (0)
March 29, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #210 Plus Seraphic Simcha

Uncle Walt says: “And if you're good little Mousketeers I'll
let you read Haveil Havalim.”
So: it's Sunday here in Los Angeles. I have three choices:
1. Work on latest script.
2. Clean for Pesach.
3. Read Haveil Havalim #210: Locke, Hurley and Starbuck Edition. Presented this week by our fearless leader Jack
4. Shep nachas (Yiddish: bask in joy) and inform all our friends that Offspring #3 is engaged:-)
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:29 AM | Comments (30)
March 08, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #207

Fay Wray says: “My first husband, screenwriter John Monk Saunders was a drunk, a drug addict, a womanizer and a Jew-hater. So it stands to reason that my next two husbands, screenwriter Robert Riskin and Dr. Sandy Rothenberg were wonderful Jewish men.”
The Real Shliach hosts Haveil Havalim #207. No doubt, Fay would approve.
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March 01, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #206

“Hey, Annette, let's spin some discs and read Haveil Havalim!”
The Israel Situation presents Haveil Havalim #206, The I Love Adar Edition. Good reading.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:19 AM | Comments (1)
February 22, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #205 Plus The Oscars

Joan Blondell looks for the Jewish Blogosphere.
Sarah From Down Under brings us: Haveil Havalim #205 Goodon, Sarah!
And what about The Oscars?

I'll be live-blogging—Karen will be at my side reminding me not to get too snarky—the event at Big Hollywood.
Here's Editor-in-Chief John Nolte's invitation.
This evening, February 22nd, starting around 4:30pm PST/ 7:30ET — please join Andrew Breitbart, Gary Graham, Iowahawk, Stage Right, Andrew Leigh, Robert J. Avrech, John Romano, Ernie Mannix and more… when The Big Hollywood Gang live-blogs the 81st annual Academy Awards. And you are encouraged to live-blog right along with us in both the comments and a special open thread that will be set up just for this occasion.
Our original plan was to include a drinking game where we would all down a shot every time a celebrity gushed over President Obama, but fear of blindness [and a massive migraine for yours truly] quashed that. So while we come up with something else, we hope you’ll make plans to be here.
My predictions?
The best gowns will be by Chanel, and Louboutin footwear will take all honors.
Oh, and Slumdog Millionaire will win Best Pic.
Good luck trying to see the other nominated films in your local movie theater.
Kate Winslet will win Best Actress for her sympathetic portrayal of a Jew-killing Nazi pedophile in The Reader, perhaps the most morally confused film ever produced in Hollywood—quite an accomplishment.
Poor girl couldn't read the sign that said: “Don't Burn The Jews.”
Illiteracy: the new excuse for genocide.
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February 15, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere

“Citizen Gish has been reading The Best of the Jewish Blogosphere—off with her head!”
Here in HP presents Haveil Havalim: The Lots to Read Edition.
Lots and lots to read, and gee, there is no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Great job HP!
Also:
From Soccer Dad: Shiny Happy Dhimmi # Bar Mitzvah
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February 08, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #204

Janet Gaynor begs Charles Farrell to keep up with the Jewish blogosphere.
Esser Agaroth presents Haveil Havalim #204. Superb edition.
And from Soccer Dad, comes Shiny Happy Dhimmi #12. Do not miss it.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 07:53 AM | Comments (2)
February 01, 2009
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere

“Beware, you will turn into a Golem if you don't read
the Jewish Blogosphere!”
Ima on and off the Bima presents Haveil Havalim #203. The Did You Love Leah Edition.
Soccer Dad weighs in with Shiny, Happy Dhimmi #11.
West Bank Mama presents thoughts about the Gaza war from new Olim.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 11:45 AM | Comments (6)
January 25, 2009
Sunday Morning: Bagels & Blogs

Soccer Dad's Shiny Happy Dhimmi #10 is up and live.
Don't miss this cutting edge round-up of blogs dealing
with the pressing threat facing civilization—no, not
so-called global warming.

Ann Sheridan prepares a hearty dinner. Great actress,
great cook, great, um, rifle.
Confession. I'm unforgivably inept in the kitchen. Here's the culinary memo:
1. Ask Offspring #2 and #3 and they will testify—I'm pretty sure—that growing up, on Sunday mornings, they actually looked forward to yours truly whipping up a brilliant mushroom omelette.
2. Yawn, you say, what's the big deal about an omlette?
3. Listen all you fancy shmancy iron chefs, it so happens that my omelettes are so tasty that I do not give out the Seraphic Secret recipe for fear of tipping the delicate balance of the known universe.
4. Hmm, what else do I cook in the kitchen? That's what you're thinking, I know. It's a reasonable question.
5. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Sad, huh?
So: Seraphic Secret is always interested in improving our skills. Thus for the first time we are including the busiest blogger in the Jewish Blogosphere, Batya's Kosher Cooking Carnival. This week hosted by Ilana-Davita, with The Green Edition. I'm going to take a stab at Pesky Settler's Chicken Veggie Pizza.
Seriously.
Or maybe I'll just hand it over to Karen.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

Frum Fatale
Going to shul on Shabbos morning, ladies? But, goodness gracious, you have nothing to wear. We are familiar with the tragic dilemma. But fear not, hope is on the way. Exclusive to Seraphic Secret, here's the new style for the religious Jewish woman—classic Audrey Hepburn cross-pollinated with a healthy dose of early Joan Crawford... Okay, not quite. This frum fatale is actually from a Vogue layout, 1940's. But it works, right? I fully expect this look to catch on in the shtetls of Boro Park, Monsey, Jerusalem, Teaneck and natch, Beverly Hills.
Finally, the durable and most excellent Haveil Havalim #202, The Super Hero Edition, hosted by the super Super Raizy.
Yours truly must, must, must single out A Mother in Israel's Official Haredi Guide to Modest Necklines. I'm fascinated by the intersection of fashion and religious standards of modesty.

And for something completely different, head on over to Big Hollywood, where yours truly writes about 10,000 Violent Women and One Screenwriter.
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December 21, 2008
Shiny Happy Dhimmi
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Henry Fonda says: “After guard duty I'm
going to read Shiny Happy Dhimmi.”
Soccer Dad is up and live with Shiny Happy Dhimmi #6.
Tonight is the first night of Chanukah, a joyous holiday that celebrates the military and spiritual victories of loyal Jews against Jew-hating tyrants and their Hellenized Jewish collaborators.
Nothing much has changed in Jewish history. Pious Jews still fight for Judaism and Israel, whereas Hellenized Jews foolishly appease those who would destroy Torah, Judaism and Israel.
Karen and I wish all our friends and relatives a happy and joyous Chanukah.
And oh yeah, here's the perfect Chanukah gift.
This is a fine Chanukah message from novelist Naomi Ragen:
Chanukah begins on the longest and darkest night of the year. We commemorate one of the darkest periods in our history, when the Greeks destroyed our Temple, raped Jewish brides on their wedding night, and forbid the practice of the Jewish religion or the learning of Torah. We mark our victory over this enemy by lighting up the dark night with a candle, which not only gives light, but is capable of spreading light by lighting a thousand other candles without itself being diminished.
The second miracle of Chanukah, after our amazing victory, came about because one bottle of undesecrated oil was found in the Temple, enough to last for one day and instead lasted for eight. But we don't celebrate this holiday by pouring oil into a container and watching it burn for eight days. Instead, we light one candle. And when that burns out, we come back the next night and light two candles. And when they burn out, we come back again and light three candles..and four.and five.and six... and so on. I want to wish every one of you who is suffering, who has experienced loss or pain or heartache or illness, that this year Chanukah will bring light back into your life. I bless you that when life knocks you down, you will get up the next morning twice as strong. When it knocks you down again, get up the next morning three times as strong! I wish this for you as individuals, and for the Jewish nation as a whole, wherever our people may be.
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December 07, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #194
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Louise Brooks says: “I also read
Haveil Havalim and Shiny Happy Dhimmi.
That's why I'm so smart.”
Haveil Havalim #194 is up and this week hosted by the amazing, multi-tasking Shiloh Musings.
Soccer Dad, founder of Haveil Havalim, is powerless in the face of potential Jewish Blog Carnivals, hence he's started another blogfest: Shiny Happy Dhimmi. This one is #4. It's a keeper.
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November 23, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #192
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Jayne Mansfield says: “As soon as I finish serenading my pets I'm
going to read the latest Haveil Havalim.
Ima on and off the Bima presents Haveil Havalim #192 The Thanks and Giving Edition.
Okay folks, it's that time of year again. Please support Project Valour IT. Here at Seraphic Secret we ask that you make a contribution to the Air Force. Your contribution goes to a worthy cause. Injured troops get tech equipment, laptops, cell phones, etc. All the of-so necessary hi-tech stuff that allows people to communicate, get jobs, create jobs, and hey, even get on-line and read great blogs like Seraphic Secret.
Look, I don't care if you're a Democrat, Republican, or a member of the Whig Party, we all owe our wounded troops a huge debt of gratitude, so please, click the “make a donation” button and give, give give.
I'll be your bestest friend.
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November 16, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere: The Mama Rachel Edition
Ivanka Trump says: “Oy-vey, this conversion is harder than modeling, more difficult than being a socialite, far more intellectually challenging than Wharton. I have to learn the laws of Shabbas, Kashrus, modesty—there go my cute hemlines—and, who knew? the halachos of Family Purity. And listen, “The Apprentice,” why do you think we had all those adorable Orthodox boys on the show, huh? Hey, I have an idea for a new reality series; it is pure gold: “Ivanka Converts: Judaism's New Real Estate.” Sigh, I guess it's a non-starter. Anyway, look, this is no quickie Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe-style conversion. And I'm not like that crazy Madonna slobbering down, ahem, Kabbalah water. My baby doll Jared is the real deal and Rabbi Haskell Lookstein is like the Gucci of Rabbis, not one of those make-believe Rabbis who can't even learn a daf gemara. Rabbi L. even insists that I study Haveil Havalim every single week. As if I didn't have enough on my plate. And by the way, all you smarty-pants out there, Halacha holds that once I convert to Judaism you are forbidden from ever reminding me that I'm a convert. It's as if I was born a Jew. Am I a quick study or what?”
Haveil Havalim The Mama Rachel Edition is hosted this week by the straight talking, straight shooting, deeply Torah learned, West Bank Mama. We'd like to thank WBM for including our post, Hey Kids, Let's Watch Some War Movies.
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November 02, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #189
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Jimmy Stewart says: “Boy, you ACORN people sure
have some peculiar notions about getting out the vote.
Haveil Havalim #189, The Elections Edition is up and it's a comprehensive look at elections in Israel and America.
We'd like to thank this week's host Esser Agaroth for including Seraphic Secret's How to Get So Dead in This Town.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:03 AM | Comments (2)
October 26, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #188
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“Honey, after I dig out this bullet, can we read Haveil Havalim?”
Haveil Havalim #188 is up and live hosted this week by the very witty What War Zone.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:16 AM | Comments (0)
October 19, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #187, Sukkot 5769
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Mary Astor says: “Without my weekly dose of Haveil Havalim, I turn deeply self-destructive.”
Haveil Havalim #187, The Succot 5769 Edition is up and live, and hosted this week by I'll Call Baila.
We'd like to thank Baila for including Seraphic Secret's The Last Kaddish: Redux in this week's most excellent round-up.
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September 28, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #184
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“Okay, ladies, let's get out there and devour the latest Haveil Havalim.”
Haveil Havalim # 184 The Barbarian Roars Again is up and live.
We'd like to thank The Barbarian—who seems quite civilized—for including two Seraphic Secret posts:
Israeli War Hero Meets Sarah Palin, and our analysis of Islamic Fanatics and their Democrat Enablers.
And this from our fearless Haveil Havalim leader, Jack:
We'd also like to make you aware of a new group that was formed on Facebook, Haveil Havalim- The Best Of The Jewish/Israeli Blogosphere. It is a place that we are going to use to help promote the Jblogosphere as a whole. We are currently discussing whether we are going to include the Jblogosphere carnivals there.
In addition it is going to serve as a central location that you can use to discuss thoughts and ideas for projects that are of interest to us all.
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September 21, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #183
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Buster Keaton says: “I'd dive to the bottom of the ocean to read
Haveil Havalim.”
Haveil Havalim #183, The Lost But Found Again Edition, is live.
This week, the best of the Jewish Blogosphere is hosted by none other than our fearless leader, Jack.
We'd like to thank Jack for including Seraphic Secret's The Hacking of Sarah Palin, and Peace Now Activist No Longer.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 07:32 AM | Comments (2)
September 14, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #182
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Norma Talmadge says: “The secret to my success is that I read Haveil Havalim every week.”
Batya hosts Haveil Havalim #182, Back in the Saddle.
HH is the best way of keeping up with the Jewish blogosphere.
Enjoy!
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September 06, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #181
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MM anxiously waits for the arrival of Haveil Havalim.
Haveil Havalim #181, is up and hosted this week by Tzipyah.
We'd lik to thank Jack for submitting Script, Chapter Forty in our long-running and popular series How I Married Karen.
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 08:40 PM | Comments (0)
August 31, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #180

Veronica Lake says: “Can I get Haveil Havalim
in the slammer?”
Gila of My Shrapnel has done a fine job of hosting this week's Haveil Havalim #180 "Please Support me in the Alyn Ride " Edition.
We'd like to thank Gila for including Seraphic Secret's The Terrorist is Still Dead in this edition.
Our next Vice President, Sarah Palin.
She has utterly transformed the dynamics of the race. And the Dems are, rightfully, terrified for Governor Palin is unabashedly Christian Conservative, opposed to murdering babies in the womb, smart, articulate, a mom, wife, hunter, a true pioneering spirit.
And unlike Obama, she has executive experience. Governor Palin has actually accomplished a few important things in her political life.
And, as reported by Carl in Jerusalem, Governor Palin is rock-solid in her support for Israel.
Obama: he's a Junior Senator from Illinois—dead people in Chicago still vote for the Democrats—who's been running for President almost his entire term. A junior Senator with no important or transforming legislation to his credit.
We're talking about a man who belonged to a separatist, racist, Jew-hating, Hamas-supporting Church for over 20 years.
We're talking about a man who cannot be trusted when it comes to Israel.
We're talking about a man who has had, for many years, a personal and political relationship with American terrorist, William Ayres.
So what's BO done in his life?
I'm thinking...
Still thinking...
Oh wait, BO was an, ahem, community organizer—in the 60's they were called Socialist—who got nothing done.
And Biden, well, he's just another long-winded political hack who has the third most liberal voting record in the Senate.
BO's voting record is the most liberal. So much for BO's claims of bi-partisanship.
Let's go to the videotape, and you'll see why Obama's handlers are shaking in their boots.
And though our friend Wolf Howling left this link in our comments section, please, please, please head on over to his fine site where you will be enlightened and amused by his multi-media, virtuosos post: Palin in Comparison.
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August 26, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #179: The Nefesh B'Nefesh Bloggers Edition

“Earthlings who refuse to read Haveil Havalim must perish!”
Haveil Havalim #179 is up and live, hosted by Yehuda.
This edition is shorter than normal. There were technical problems with the submission form. But Yehuda managed to put together a nice list of bloggers who covered the First International Jewish Bloggers Convention Hosted by Nefesh B'Nefesh and powered by WebAds.
Thanks to Yehuda for including Seraphic Secret's Moroccan Amen in this illuminating round-up.
For those of you who missed the conference or just want to relive the experience again:
* You can watch a replay of the live webcast here.
* Photos of the event are now on the NBN website here.
* More pictures of the NBN Convention by Jacob Richman are here.
* And a complete list of the bloggers who participated in the conference and the live webcast is available here.
Karen and I are finally back in LA, sill assimilating the entire wonderful experience.
Thanks so much to the entire Nefesh B'Nefesh organization for all their hard work and attention to detail. We are immensely grateful to the ever patient Stephen Leavitt of WebAds for inviting Seraphic Secret to the convention. It's impossible to imagine all the hard work that goes into organizing such an event.
Shame on all those in the blogosphere who selfishly complain and whine about, well, nothingness.
I despise ingratitude.
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August 17, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #178: The Tu b'Av Edition

Ma'ayan Ariel reads Haveil Havalim every week, and so should you.
I should be packing for my trip to Israel on the Nefesh B'nefesh flight and to attend the First International Jewish Blogger's Conference, but Haveil Havalim #178, The Tu b'Av edition, hosted by The Rebbetzin's Husband, just popped up so now I have an excuse to delay packing.
We'd like to thank the Rebbetzin's Husband for including two Seraphic Secret posts: My Infidel Jewish Doctor, and Jihad Against Sexy Fruit & Vegetables.
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August 10, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #177: The T'sha B'av Edition

Five misfortunes befell our fathers ... on the ninth of Av. ...On the ninth of Av it was decreed that our fathers should not enter the [Promised] Land, the Temple was destroyed the first and second time, Bethar was captured and the city [Jerusalem] was ploughed up.
—Mishnah Ta'anit 4:6
Haveil Havalim #177, The T'sha B'av Edition, hosted by Simply Jews, is up and chock full of excellent articles from the universe of Jewish bloggers.
We'd like to thank Simply Jews for including Seraphic Secret's Gearing Up for the Nefesh B'nefesh Conference.
A word of clarification. You don't have to be a blogger to attend the Nefesh B'nefesh Bloggers Conference, in person or via webcam. Anyone can attend, but all have to register.
Well, not anyone. If you are an Islamo Nazi, I strongly suggest that you sign up for the next Peace Now conference. You'll find the atmosphere there much more congenial.
So, if you haven't already registered, take a minute and do it now. It's so simple and fast even I did it in less than a minute.

So: It is now four in the morning and I woke up with a migraine. The T'sha B'av fast is barely past the go mark and I'm already suffering caffeine deprivation—in extremis.
You know why I love John McCain? He spent five years in a hell hole of a Communist POW camp—hey, what's that compared to two years as a community organizer?—where McCain was ceaselessly tortured.
And you know what John McCain did?
He resisted.
He refused to break.
He spit in the eye of his cruel North Vietnamese Communist torturers.
I confess: Deny me coffee and I'll confess anything!”
Anyhoo.
On T'sha B'av both Jewish Temples were destroyed, first by the Babylonians in 586 BCE, and then by the Romans in 70 ACE. On this intense day of mourning, Karen and I wish all our friends a meaningful fast.
Obligatory Beijing Olympics Post:
No interest in the Olympics.
Absolutely none.
It was fun in the days when the East German women were, uh, endowed, if you know what I mean. But now it's like:
“Who's going to get busted for steroids?”
And gee, if they're all on steroids doesn't that kinda level the playing field?
Just saying.
Anyway: I must link to this post by my friend Jameel about Israel's only frum Olympian. Meet Bat-El Gaterer from the Jewish settlement of Kochav Yaakov. She kicks butt. Literally. Would love to observe her shidduch dates. It could be like Preston Sturges funny.
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August 03, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #176: The Dirty Laundry Edition

Marilyn Monroe says: This is just a silly publicity photo.
I actually can read. And ooooh, I just adore Haveil Havalim.
Baruch Ha-Shem. I can dump the L.A. Times AKA We Hate Jews But Call it Progressive anti-Zionism, castaway The New York Times AKA Obama Election Headquarters, and get some real news.
For my readers who don't speak Yiddish: Frum means observant.
As in: I'm so frum that I don't do laundry during the Nine Days.
The Nine Days are the first nine days of the Jewish month of Av. A strict level of mourning is observed, in accordance with the Talmudic dictum (Ta'anit 26): "When the month of Av begins, we reduce our joy." They are days of intense mourning culminating in Tisha B'Av which commemorates the destruction of the first and second Temples in Jerusalem.
During The Nine Days, Jewish law (Halakha) forbids eating meat, and pleasure-bathing [swimming]. These prohibitions are in addition to those adhered to during The Three Weeks, which take place concurrent to The Nine Days. These restrictions include listening to music, getting a haircut or shaving, drinking wine [except on Shabbat], participating in weddings and wearing freshly laundered clothes.
—Wikipedia
We'd like to thank Little Frumhouse on the Prairie for including two Seraphic Secret posts; both drew a great deal of attention and e-mails.
First up is Moshe Hammer Z'L, A Life Interrupted, our portrait of a Lubavitch Chasid who leaves behind a brilliant artistic legacy.
Plus, Seraphic Secret's enthusiastic review of a new collection of Jewish short stories, Everyone's Got a Story.
Enjoy!
Oh wait, it's The Nine Days.
Okay, don't enjoy.
And here's today's Word Cloud:

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July 27, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #175

The new Haveil Havalim has arrived and Zhang Ziyi dances for joy
Haveil Havalim #175 is up and live, hosted this week by Frume Sarah's World.
We'd like to thank Frume Sarah for including Seraphic Secret's post announcing our participation in the upcoming Nefesh B'Nefesh Blogger's Conference.
Warning: The post contains graphic and disturbing video of—hold on to your seats—the Notorious Blogger Groupies.
Oh, and thanks to Jack, here's the first Seraphic Word Cloud. I see a definite language pattern. Gee willikers, talk about superficial.

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July 20, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 174

Screenwriters Ben Hecht & Charles MacArthur urge
you to read Haveil Havalim
Today is The Fast of the 17th of Tammuz, in which we remember the breaching of the walls of Jerusalem which led to the the destruction of the First Temple. Appropriately, Esser Agaroth starts out the carnival with a fine D'var Torah and a list of some of the calamities that befell the Jewish people on this terrible date.
We'd like to thank Esser Agaroth for including Seraphic Secret's white-hot-with-anger-and-frustration post: Swap Teaches Us to Kidnap More.
For those of you who are fasting today, we wish you a meaningful experience. As for me, I'm getting ready for a meaningful migraine.
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July 13, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #173

“Ladies, this is Jack, the man who hosts Haveil Havalim!”
Haveil Havalim # 173: The Wait for Avrech to Name it Edition is up and live, and hosted by the ever resourceful Jack.
Gee willikers, more work!
Well, as Orson Welles used to say at the end of his Mercury Theater broadcasts: “I am your obedient servant.”

Evelyn Keyes 1916 - 2008
Actress Evelyn Keyes passed away on July 4th in Montecito California She was 91-years old. Keyes is best known for her role as Suellen O'Hara, Scarlett's younger sister in Gone With the Wind, 1939.
Keyes was beautiful, and talented. But she's best known for her multiple marriages and numerous affairs with the rich and famous. Her first husband was Barton Bainbridge, a wealthy businessman who committed suicide when Keyes left him for director Charles Vidor. Keyes vowed never to leave a man ever again. She made sure the men left her.
The marriage to Vidor lasted one year.
Husband number three was writer, actor, director John Huston. Huston was fond of dogs, he had a pack of hounds that ran wild at his estate in Ireland. Keyes hated the dogs so much she used to flee back to Hollywood and take up residence, for months at a time, with best friend Paulette Goddard, real name: Marion Pauline Levy.
Finally, Keyes gave Huston an ultimatum: “It's me or the dogs.”
Duh.
Keyes and Paulette Goddard cut a wide swath through Hollywood's leading men. Keyes conducted torrid affairs with Anthony Quinn, David Niven and Kirk Douglas.
Soon, Keyes moved on to producer Mike Todd, but Todd left her for Elizabeth Taylor.
Not one to give up, Keyes married band leader Artie Shaw, real name: Arthur Jacob Arshawsky. Not a great move. Shaw had already married and divorced screen legends Lana Turner and Ava Gardner. Both actresses report that Shaw used to beat them up when they refused to iron his shirts and sort his socks.
Needless to say, Keyes didn't do shirts or socks either.
Keyes' last role in a major motion picture was in The Seven Year Itch (1955) with Marilyn Monroe and Tom Ewell. Keyes, in a finely tuned performance, plays Helen Sherman, the wife who leaves town, kicking off the mad flirtation between Ewell and Monroe.
Keyes said of her life in Hollywood: "I always took up with the man of the moment and there were many such moments."

Evelyn Keyes, studio publicity shot

Make-up test as Suellen O'Hara for Gone With the Wind
Keyes authored two autobiographies.

In 1977 Keyes published Scarlett O'Hara's Younger Sister. You can pick up a used copy on Amazon.com for, get this, one single American penny.

In 1991 Keyes again weighed in with I'll Think About Tomorrow.
Both books concentrate on her passionate romances rather than her career. Great dish.
Evelyn Keyes: Scarlett's Younger Sister
Cyd Charisse: Dancing Dynamite
Lana Turner: Bad and Beautiful
Hollywood Goes to War
Lillian Gish: Dying for Her Audience
Ricardo Cortez: Hollywood's Latin Lover or The Kosher Butcher's Son
Hollywood's First Western Hero: Billy Broncho, A Jewish Kid Who Couldn't Ride a Horse
Sylvia Sidney Replaces Clara Bow
Douglas Sirk Directs Linda Darnell
Less Dialogue is More: Mervyn LeRoy, Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor and Waterloo Bridge.
Alla Nazimova: Desperately Exotic
Charlton Heston: A Moment of Silence
Lilyan Tashman.
Carmel Myers: The Rabbi's Beautiful Daughter
Colleen Moore: The Stars and Stripes
Colleen Moore's Wedding Night
One Hairstyle, Three Memoirs: Alma Rubens, Colleen Moore, Louise Brooks
Theda Bara: The Vamp Adopts the Troops
Movie Magazines: They Don't Print 'em Like They Used To
Alma Rubens: Dope Fiend, But Not a Jewess
Wallace Reid: Hollywood Shooting Star
Olive Thomas: Hollywood's First Suicide
Mary Pickford: The Greatest Movie Star
Seraphic Secret Chats with Actress Coleen Gray about John Wayne, Howard Hawks, and Stanley Kubrick
Susan Peters: The Great Unknown and Tragic Actress
The Blond Machine Gun: Jean Harlow
Peg Entwistle & The Hollywood Sign
Brigitte Bardot & Sean Connery in Shalako—Sorta
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July 06, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 172

Jean Harlow says: “Jack insists that I contribute to
Haveil Havalim, 'cause he admires... my mind.”
It's up and it's a thing of beauty, an inspired and inspiring collection plucked from Jewish cyberspace by one of the essential bloggers:
Daled Amos hosts Haveil Havalim #172: The Old Fogey Edition.
I can relate.
Old Fogey, I mean. We've been blogging since May 2004—but feels like for-evuh.
Anyhoo.
We'd like to thank Daled Amos for including Seraphic Secret's Ariel and Daf Yomi.
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June 29, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 171

Miriam Cooper says: “We're gonna read
Haveil Havalim no matter what.”
Haveil Havalim #171 The Packing for Camp Edition is up and live.
We'd like to than Ima on (and off) the Bima—translation: A Mother who is on and off the Pulpit—for including Seraphic Secret's The Jew Hating Savages of Paris in this excellent round-up.
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June 22, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #170

Louise Brooks says: "Read Haveil Havalim or else!"
Haveil Havalim #170 is up and hosted by none other than Soccer Dad AKA Our National Treasure.
We'd like to thank Soccer Dad for including Seraphic Secret's series How I Married Karen, presented on our 31st Wedding anniversary. I've rewritten quite a few of the original posts. You Tube videos and photos now enliven numerous entries.
I'm a screenwriter so for me writing is rewriting and the How I Married Karen series is under constant revision.
A new chapter is percolating in my so-called brain, and famous last words: should be up this week. Stay tuned.
Last Sunday, Karen and I and our girlses hosted the Fifth Annual Ariel Avrech Memorial Lecture at our shul The Young Israel of Century City here in Los Angeles. Our speaker was Rabbi Dr. Gil S. Perl. His topic: What Was the Rosh Yeshiva Reading, Intellectual Openness in 19th Century Lithuania.
Making her first appearance in Haveil Havalim is our blogmother and dear friend Jackie Danicki who flew in from the Bay Area to attend the lecture and writes about it on her blog.
Shameless plug: Jackie is Director of Marketing for a very cool new internet service, Qik. Do check it out.
Other friends who attended the lecture, and wrote about it on his fine blog, was Dirty Harry and his lovely wife—also their first time in a shul. As many of you know Dirty Harry has been blogging at Libertas for a few years. His religious convictions and Conservative take on Hollywood have added a breath of fresh air to the tediously conformist arch-liberal business of film reviews and Hollywood reporting.
Well, now Dirty Harry has moved his blog to Dirty Harry's Place. Make sure to bookmark his new home.
The lecture was videotaped and we were going to post it here on Seraphic Secret but discovered that our bandwith would get clobbered. So we're going to post the lecture at the Young Israel of Century City website and link to it.
Famous last words: The video should be up tomorrow.
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June 08, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 168

Jimmy Cagney urges you to read Haveil Havalim.
Haveil Havalim #168, The Celtics Must Lose Edition, is live and hosted by the, not too fanatic Lakers fan, Jack.
This edition carries two Seraphic Secret articles: Democratic Politics: The Haunted, and ouch, Oil Prices.
Jack has done a great job of collecting choice blogs for this week's edition. Thanks so much Jack for all your hard work.
Karen and I wish all our friends a lovely and meaningful Shavuot.
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June 01, 2008
Haveil Havalim

Ruby Keeler says: “Let Haveil Havalim dance it's way
into your heart.”
The new Haveil Havalim is live, hosted this week by Frum Satire.
In his introduction, Frum Satire writes:
Haviel Havalim is a Jewish Blogger Carnival in which bloggers submit their posts and I put them up with links back to them. I also looked around at several recently updated blogs featured on my blogroll and plucked anything of interest. The whole point of this is to expose my readers to new blogs and give myself exposure to those I have linked who may not have ever been to frum satire. If you would like to host a Haviel Haleilm please contact JACK for information.
We'd like to thank Frum Satire for including two Seraphic Secret posts: Our Memorial Day photo essay on Hollywood's patriotic role in the war effort—World War II. Plus our Idiot's Guide to the Israeli-Syrian Peace Negotiations.
Frum Satire has done a great job, Yasher Koach!
Update: From our good friend Treppenwitz, comes this important story: Moshe Rusnak—A Hero of Israel. Don't miss it.
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May 18, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #166

Clara Bow says: “Any man that doesn't read Haveil Havalim
brings out the savage in me!”
Still from Call Her Savage, 1932.
Okay, it's live, Haveil Havalim #166, The Mommy Blogger Edition.
Founded by Soccer Dad, Haveil Havalim is a carnival of Jewish blogs — a weekly collection of Jewish & Israeli blog highlights, tidbits and points of interest collected from blogs all around the world. It's hosted by different bloggers each week and coordinated by Jack. The term 'Haveil Havalim,' which means "Vanity of Vanities," is from Qoheleth, (Ecclesiastes) which was written by King Solomon. King Solomon built the Holy Temple in Jerusalem and later on got all bogged down in materialism and other 'excesses' and realized that it was nothing but 'hevel,' or in English, 'vanity.'
This is a particularly fine edition, chock full of must read blog entries. Plus, great pictures of Mommy Blogger's children hard at work helping edit this collection.
We'd like to thank Mommy Blogger for including Seraphic Secret's profile of Hollywood's First Western Hero: Broncho Billy, The Jewish Kid Who Couldn't Ride a Horse.
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May 11, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 165

Haveil Havalim #165, “Happy 6oth Birthday Israel” is now live.
We'd like to thank Jack for including Seraphic Secret's 1948, Israel, The Palestinians: The True Story.
This is a fine round-up with an excellent balance of scholarly and deeply personal articles about Eretz Yisroel and her people.
Enjoy.
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May 04, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 164

The Duke says: “Hold on pardner, time to pull over and read Haveil Havalim.”
Haveil Havalim #164 the No Name Edition is live.
We'd like to thank Simply Jews for including Seraphic Secret's The Battle of Algiers Never Ends in this fine edition.
“For those who are new to Haveil Havalim a bit of introduction from an excellent HH # 162 by Yaaqov Ben Yehudah (who, as it appears, based the text below on Batya's original):”
Founded by Soccer Dad, Haveil Havalim is a carnival of Jewish blogs — a weekly collection of Jewish & Israeli blog highlights, tidbits and points of interest collected from blogs all around the world. It's hosted by different bloggers each week and coordinated by Jack. The term 'Haveil Havalim,' which means "Vanity of Vanities," is from Qoheleth, (Ecclesiastes) which was written by King Solomon. King Solomon built the Holy Temple in Jerusalem and later on got all bogged down in materialism and other 'excesses' and realized that it was nothing but 'hevel,' or in English, 'vanity.'
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April 28, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 163

Hedy Lamarr as Delilah, reminds you: “No haircuts, it's Sefirah!”
Haveil Havalim #163 is live. Check out the fine articles. Nothing by yours truly, I got jammed with work and Pesach.
But I'm making up for my laziness by posting the still from Cecile B. DeMille's awesome Samson and Delilah, 1949. It's one of those guilty pleasure movies here at Casa Avrech.
No weddings, music, haircuts or movies during Sefirah, but gee, at least you can look at photos from important movies about Torah subjects!
Don't thank me, I'm just a generous movie geek helping to educate my Seraphic Friends.
Scan courtesy of Dr. Macro.
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April 13, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 162, The Pesach Edition

This Jewish Queen of Egypt commands that you read Haveil Havalim.
Haveil Havalim #162, The Pesach Edition is up.
Our host this week is Esser Agaroth, who provides a lovely and precise introduction:
Founded by Soccer Dad, Haveil Havalim is a carnival of Jewish blogs — a weekly collection of Jewish & Israeli blog highlights, tidbits and points of interest collected from blogs all around the world. It's hosted by different bloggers each week and coordinated by Jack. The term 'Haveil Havalim,' which means "Vanity of Vanities," is from Qoheleth, (Ecclesiastes) which was written by King Solomon. King Solomon built the Holy Temple in Jerusalem and later on got all bogged down in materialism and other 'excesses' and realized that it was nothing but 'hevel,' or in English, 'vanity.'
We'd like to thank Esser Agaroth for including Seraphic Secret's look at Barack Obama's Black Liberation Theology AKA Bigotry 101.
Gotta run and toveil (ritual immersion for Passover) my dishes now before the line at shul gets too long. It gets embarrassing on line. Everyone's all frum with their noses buried in some great new sefer about Pesach, or learning gemara, and me, well I'm all wrapped up in a fine biography about one of Hollywood's greatest silent stars—a truly important actress who's now all but forgotten—and my friends from shul peer over my shoulder and say:
“What's a silent movie?”
I'm like totally speechless.
Scan of Elizabeth Taylor courtesy of Dr. Macro.
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April 06, 2008
The Best of the Jewish Blogosphere #161
Haviel Havalin #161, The Pidgeon Break, is up.
Does this mean our gracious hostess sits down and watches movies that feature Walter Pidgeon?
Excellent.
Pidgeon was a durable leading man who has appeared in some of Hollywood's greatest films, and opposite Hollywood's most luminous leading ladies. Like many leading men who were not pretty boys, Pidgeon was taken for granted and never quite given his due.

Walter Pidgeon and Greer Garson in Mrs. Miniver, 1942.
We'd like to thank JTown Underground for including Seraphic Secret's The Son of Stranger Among Us, in this week's round-up.
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March 30, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 160
I keep telling people that Seven Samurai is a totally Jewish film.
Haveil Havalim #160, The Waffle Edition, is up and running, hosted this week by Life in Israel.
As always, there is much fine material to read and ponder.
We'd like to thank Life in Israel for including my meditation on motherhood, courage, and becoming a grandfather in Seven Samurai and Baby.
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March 23, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 159

One of the women in my shul dressed up as Brigitte Bardot for Purim.
Great costume, huh? And totally modest.
Haveil Havalim #159, appropriately titled The Purim is Over Edition, is up and once again Jack of Random Thoughts has done a fine job.
We'd like to thank Jack for including two of our articles in this week's round-up: Our piece, with You Tube visual aid, Obama's Pastor: Israel That Dirty Word.
The outrageous thing is that Obama—after 20-years passively listening and never once protesting to his racist, Jew-hater Pastor, whoops, ex-Pastor—now believes, along with the, ahem, liberal establishment, that he has the credentials to lecture the American people about race. That's called cynically playing the race card.
But, you know, I'm just a “typical white person”, like Obama's grandmother.
What happens if Obama fails to secure the White House? I can see the headlines in the N.Y. Times: “Angry & Frustrated Progressives Youths Rampage in Inner Brooklyn Heights.”
We also wrote a piece about The Lessons of the Great Syrian Raid. We pointed out that appeasement never pays, that deterrence can be established—and after the Mercaz Massacre Israel needs to hit back at the enemy more forcefully than ever before.
As always, Jack provides his beloved—well, we at Casa Avrech love it—audio introduction where we learn that Jack has a cold. Poor ba-by. Quick, send Jack some chicken soup. But wait, Jack can't be too ill because, yup, there's that old reliable Friday the 13th cackle.
Refuah shlemah, Jack.
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March 16, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 158
Haveil Havalim: The Almost Purim Edition, is up.
If you want to know what's going on in the Jewish blogosphere, this is the place to go.
We also love Jack's nifty audio intro with his signature cackle.
We'd like to thank Jack for including Seraphic Secret's Getting Stoned in Israel in this week's superb round-up.
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March 09, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 157
“This war differs from other wars in this particular:
We are not fighting armies, but a hostile people, and must make
old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war.”
— General William Tecumseh Sherman
We'd like to thank My Shrapnel for including Seraphic Secret's profile of Jewish silent film star Theda Bara in this fine collection. Actually, we submitted War is the Remedy, and after the slaughter of the students at Mercaz Harav, our essay is more timely than ever—but, whatever.
We'd like to draw everyone's attention to Rabbi Daniel Gordis's superb essay: The Shame of it All. In which he argues that the morally bankrupt leaders of Israel, and the leftist, chattering classes cannot articulate the reasons for Jewish statehood beyond: “It's a fun place to live.”
Here's how he begins this important profile of the decline of the Jewish State:
There were days, and they were not that long ago, when Zionism was about something different. Days when Zionists could articulate what the purpose of Jewish Statehood was, days when Israelis understood that having a state was about changing the existential condition of the Jew. Not anymore.
Click here to read the entire article.
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March 02, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 156
“You'll feel better once you read Haveil Havalim.” Red River, 1948
This is the best way to find out what's going on the Jewish Blogosphere.
We'd like to thank The Israel Situation for including Seraphic Secret's Movies as Moral Landscape in this fine collection.
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February 24, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 155
I was supposed to donate blood this morning at one of our Orthodox shuls. The local Jewish Health Care Fund runs these programs every few weeks. They contacted me by e-mail, and I dutifully made an appointment.
So I go, fill in all the paperwork, assure them that I don't have AIDS, I'm not testing for AIDS, haven't eaten meat in England or Wales, have not indulged in cannibalism in Borneo, that I'm not a male or female prostitute, that I have not been tattooed, served time in prison, that I'm not homosexual, metrosexual, pansexual, polysexual—all these happy-go-lucky questions I check, check, check in the negative, while humming Singin' in the Rain.
Anywhoo!

Barbara Stanwyck in Night Nurse, 1931
The Nurse—I wish nurses dressed like nurses in the old days, with the starched white cap, squeaky shoes, and those blinding white outfits. I mean, I have no idea who's a nurse and who's a janitor when I step into a hospital these days. So, she calckety-clacks into her computer, frowns and says:
“You can't donate, Mr. Maverick.”

James Garner as Bret Maverick
“Avrech.”
“Says here you donated just a few weeks ago, Mr. Maverick.”
“They called me up, I came. It's Avrech, No M.”
“They shouldn't have called you so soon. That's a glitch in the system. We appreciate your enthusiasm but you can't give until March 9.”
“If I get up and walk out of this little booth without giving blood, everybody is gonna think I have some new and novel sexual disease.”
“Huh?”
“People might think I have, y'know, AIDS or something.”
“Sir, you cannot donate, I'm very sorry.”
“They gave me a free pass to the movies, do I have to give that back?”

Nurse Carole Lombard, Vigil in the Night, 1940
Nurse Ratchett consults with her supervisor. After a moment she returns.
“You can keep the pass since you went to all the trouble to come down here.”
As I make my exit, shoulders hunched, I'm pretty sure that everyone is staring at me, minds whirring away, cooking up elaborate scenarios as to why I've been rejected.
Bunch of yentas.
Sigh.
Home to discover Haveil Havalim #155, The Falling Asleep at my Computer Edition.
Now I can forget my humiliation. Drown my sorrows in Jewish linkage.
My friend Jack, whose thoughts are anything but random, hosts this splendid edition, and listen—literally—he's got an audio message/pitch/whatever at the top of the post. I love his little cackle at the end.
We'd like to thank Jack for including Seraphic Secret's Home Game in this fine round-up of the Jewish blogosphere.
I think we can all agree that since the great Soccer Dad handed the baton to Jack, the highest standards have been upheld, and Jack has managed to stamp the Best of the Jewish Blogosphere with his own unique sensibility. Yasher Koach, Jack.
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February 10, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 153
Our friend Baila has posted Haveil Havalim #153.
I believe this is her first time hosting The Best of the Jewish Blogosphere, and she has done an admirable job.
We'd like to thank Baila for posting two Seraphic Secret stories: Our common sense political analysis pointing out that there is no such thing as Moderate Terrorists, and another chapter about left coast Jewish suicide: Hollywood Kool-Aid.
If you want to get a sense of what the Jewish blogosphere is thinking, this is the place to go.
Yasher koach, congratulations Baila.
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February 03, 2008
Best of the Jewish Blogosphere # 152
Okay, it's up: Haveil Havalim #152, The Patriots Must Lose Edition.
Jack doesn't like the New England Patriots.
Just a wild guess.
Seraphic Secret is neutral on all things football—except for brain damage.
We are definitely against trauma to the gray matter. Concussions are sad.
We plan on DVR'ng the game, and then watching, yup, the commercials.
We'd like to thank Jack for including Seraphic Secret's The War Over the War, and a moving tribute to our late son, Learning from Ariel.
This just in:
The Hollywood Congress of Republicans Board of Directors unanimously endorse Mitt Romney for President:
The California Congress had previously endorsed another candidate, but that candidate has since dropped out of the race. The HCR Board of Directors have therefore chosen to endorse Mitt Romney in a unanimous vote. We believe that he is the only logical candidate who, contrary to what the polls say, has the best chance of beating the Democrats. Also, his agenda and governing philosophy are more in line with ours and true Republican principles. This election is vitally important so make your voice heard this Tuesday.
The following linked article has some great information and is worth a read. It spells out some of the facts regarding McCain vs. Romney:
Posted by Robert J. Avrech at 10:21 AM | Comments (15)
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