Improving the world one poop at a time.
AshPoopie, the brainchild of renowned Israeli biotech inventor Prof. Oded Shoseyov of the Hebrew University, is a pooper-scooper with a critical difference: After it gathers dog droppings, it turns them into odorless, sterile ash within seconds. All the dog-walker has to do is push a button to release an activation capsule from the cartridge inside the unit.
Those cretinous Jew-haters who support the BDS movement will obviously not benefit by this invention. Call it poetic justice that BDS’ers will continue to wallow in, um, crap.
H/T Elder of Ziyon