I met the nervous Whistleblower in a Beverly Hills parking garage in the middle of the night.
To prove his/her identity, Whistleblower showed me a Homeland Security ID.
Whistleblower lit a cigarette. His/her hands were trembling so badly I helped guide the match to the cigarette.
“Why are you doing this?” I asked.
“The public needs to know the truth about the protocol being used by Homeland Security for the thousands of Syrian refugees Obama is admitting to America.
“Why is the President so anxious to get these people in?”
Whistleblower chuckled: “They’re going to be settled in red states — in order to turn them blue.”
Suddenly, the unmistakable CRACK of gunfire!
I hit the deck.
Gosh, who knew blogging could be so dangerous.
But it was just a car backfiring.
And Whistleblower was gone.
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