Category Archives: Humor

A Duck Dynasty Purim!

Tweet The 2014 Purim celebration begins on Saturday night March 15 and continues through the 16th. On the holiday of Purim, Jews listen to a reading of Megillat Esther, send gifts of food to friends and neighbors, donate to the poor, attend a festive meal where we make a l’chaim—“Genocide averted, let’s eat!”—and frequently wear […]

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Quiet: I Kill You!

Tweet Word is that Jeff Dunham’s hysterical comedy act “Achmed The Dead Terrorist” offends some Muslims. Translation: Terrorist enablers are looking to stifle free speech. Reason enough to go to the videotape:

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Child Care: Palestinian Style

Tweet From Seraphic Friend Jake Novak, a glimpse into Palestinian society, where abuse of children has been elevated to a religious and national duty. Palestinian Day Care Daily Schedule 6:30am: Mothers drop children off, get beaten for not watching their children. 7:00am – 8:30am: Morning prayers, followed by daily Jew-bashing sermon. 8:45am – 9am: Clean […]

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Agenda: 2008 Democratic National Convention

Tweet As some of you may know Seraphic Secret has confidential sources deep inside the Democratic Party. Recently this secret document was leaked to us by our source: Deep Kvetch. Yup, it’s the official agenda for the 2008 DNC Convention. The agenda of the opposition is deeply revealing—especially the last item. 7:00 pm Opening flag […]

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Those Whacky Gazans

Tweet I don’t know about you but I need some comic relief, and really if you examine the Israeli-Gaza situation, it is pretty nutty. The Gazans overwhelmingly voted into power Hamas, a terrorist organization whose Islamist, Jew-hating covenant explicitly calls for the elimination of the State of Israel, and of Jews everywhere. And yet Israel […]

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What the Palestinians Will do with East Jerusalem

Tweet by Jake Novak 10) Build enormous closet for Mahmoud Abbas’ $3,000 suits. 9) Create large complex to house Michael Vick’s exiled dog fighting operation. 8) Invite U.N. workers to tour the area… then kidnap them. 7) Begin scholarly archaeological dig to prove that Jews don’t exist. 6) Build world’s largest stone throwing practice range. […]

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Achmed, the Dead Terrorist

Tweet Who drove Hitler bonkers? 1) Winston Churchill. 2) General Eisenhower. 3) Charlie Chaplin. 4) Franklin D. Roosevelt. The correct answer is Charlie Chaplin. Chaplin’s ballet with the globe in The Great Dictator, made Hitler absolutely furious. The German dictator had no response to Chaplin’s biting satire. And neither do the grim, murderous Muslim jihadists. […]

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Global Warming: The Solution

Tweet Jihadists are blowing up innocent people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, London, Israel, Spain; well, name a country with a Muslim population, and what shock — you’ve got Islamic terror. But the progressives/liberals/Democrats/lefties/Greenies, oh, gee I give up — are worried about, um, the weather. That way they don’t have to think about some […]

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Specializing in Infidel Dogs.

Tweet Top 10 Medical Insurance Questions at Dr. Mohammed Mohammed’s Office by Jake Novak 10. Blood Type, please circle one: A, B, O, Jewish. 9. Please state the reason for your injury/illness: a. car accident, b. slip/fall c. failed suicide bombing. 8. Have you had any exposure to: a. asbestos b. toxic materials c. ramshackle […]

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Seraphic Pick: Sands of Passion

Tweet Okay, not quite on the level of Mizoguchi or Kurosawa, but still great stuff. It’s important to poke fun at our jihadist enemies. They have no answer to humor for like all tyrannies they are miserable people with no sense of humor. Hitler was enraged beyond endurance by Charlie Chaplin’s mockery in The Great […]

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Jihad Soap Opera

Tweet This is hysterical. I’m totally hooked. Hat Tip: Seraphic Friend, Seawitch.

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Education: Palestinian Style

Tweet Top 10 Classes Offered at Palestinian Refugee Camps by Jake Novak 10) Crying on Cue. 9) A.P. Embezzling. 8) Tire Burning for Dummies. 7) Elementary Techniques in BBC Correspondent Kidnapping. 6) Shooting in the Air 101. 5) Duping Peaceniks. 4) 9/11 Celebration Street Folk Dancing. 3) Do-it-Yourself Honor Killing. 2) How to Impress the […]

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Purim 2007

Tweet By Jake Novak WAR IN IRAQ

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Top 10 Signs I’m More Insecure than Robert

Tweet Actually there are 11… I’m too insecure to do just 10. by Jake Novak 11. Robert is secure enough to just make fun of liberals… I just make fun of everyone and hope nobody takes me seriously. 10. Robert is unafraid to publish all the key emotional details of his courtship with Karen… I’ll […]

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With Anti –Tank Gunners Like These…

Tweet After the Oscars, I needed a laugh. Can someone tell me if the troops in the video are French, or French-Canadian? Apparently one can tell by their accents. Proudly, I do not speak French.

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How They’ll Be Spending New Year’s Eve

Tweet By Jake Novak 10) Al Jazeera TV: broadcasting “Aymin al Zawahiri’s Exploding New Year’s Eve!” 9) Jimmy Carter: writing a book blaming New Year’s hangovers on Israel. 8) Judith Regan: partying with Mel Gibson, then publishing his father’s books on World War II. 7) Goldman Sachs CEO Leonard Blankfein: counting his $53.4 million bonus… […]

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    Young Israel of Century City

    Fourteenth: June 11, 2016
    Daniel Greenfield: “Fighting Anti-Semitism and Defending Israel in the Age of BDS.”

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    Thirteenth: May 22, 2016
    Ben Shapiro: “How You Can Save Israel”

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    Twelfth: June 7, 2015
    Larry Elder: “The New Black Anti-Semitism”

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    Eleventh: June 8, 2014
    Michael Medved: “Shifting Alliances: Why Liberals No Longer Reliably Support Israel — And Conservatives Do.”

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    Tenth: June 9, 2013
    David Horowitz: “The War Against Judaism on the University Campus.”

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    Ninth: June 3, 2012
    Joel B. Pollak: “The Mainstream Media’s Betrayal of Israel.”

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    Eighth: June 5, 2011
    Yossi Klein Halevi: “What is Expected of a Survivor People: Lessons My Father Taught Me.”

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    Seventh: June 13, 2010
    Dennis Prager: “Happiness is a Mitzvah, Not an Emotion.”

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    Sixth: June 21, 2009
    Rabbi Steven Pruzansky: “Conformity in Jewish Life: Vice, Virtue or Affectation?”

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    Rabbi Dr. Gil S. Perl: “What Was the Rosh Yeshiva Reading: Intellectual Openness in 19th Century Lithuania.”

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