Dear Tea Party:
You may have noticed in the past few days that the Obama administration, through designated attack dogs—David Axelrod, John Kerry, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, etc.—have blamed the Tea Party for the recent S&P downgrade.
Naturally, the Obama-enabling liberal media have jumped on the bandwagon and accused the Tea Party of being hostage-takers, terrorists, and gee, according to the New York Times’ Thomas Friedman, the Tea Party are just like Hizbullah.
Hizbullah, by the way, are Iranian-funded terrorists whose stated mission is to annihilate Israel and every Jew on the face of the earth. They also like killing Americans in mass bombings.
The left also defines Tea Party members as religious conspirators. The Christianity of Sarah Palin, Michele Bachman, Mitt Romney and Rick Perry are, to the left, proof of a dangerous piety.
Of course, leftist piety in its worship of global warming, code for the weather, and social justice, code for socialism, is perfectly fine.
Thus, the Tea Party is attacked on two fronts: economic and religious.
In short the Tea Party are the new Jews.