This is what happens when Obama goes off teleprompter:
“Some powerful interests who had been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time and they’re not always happy with me. They talk about me like a dog. That’s not in my prepared remarks, but it’s true,” he told a crowd largely consisting of union members.
Okay, I’m not a dog owner. But on my block there are several dog owners. Bleary-eyed, clad in pajamas, they walk their dogs at the crack of dawn. They talk to their dogs in such loving tones I wonder if these people are aware that dogs are not human. Dog owners spend enormous amounts of money on medical insurance for their pets. Dog owners bury their dogs in much the same manner as they bury beloved relatives.
In short, Americans love their dogs.
You know who hates dogs?
According to Islam, dogs are unclean. In fact, when Palestinians get together and chant against Israel, they sing out:
“The Jews are our dogs.”
In the Muslim world dogs are to be kicked to death.
So: a few notes to our kvetcher-in-chief:
1. Nobody likes a whiner, man-up already. In case you haven’t noticed, you are the President of the United States.
2. Your first sentence is, um, incomprehensible. I know you went to Harvard and you’re the smartest president evuh, but really…
3. The powerful interests who dominate the agenda are you, the Democrats, and the liberal media.
4. Don’t go off teleprompter, ever. You sound like: