Thanks so much everyone. This was really a tough call.
The entries were on such a high caliber that we had a hard time deciding on a winner, but ultimately this extremely clever sentence by YF emerged as the clear favorite of our judges.
Ted Kennedy, a jehu if there ever was one, found his imparlibidinous relationships with his co-workers, the reason for their rampant attempts at egrote.
YF’s melding of reality with a nice simple sentence structure pushed this sentence to the head of the class.
YF, please e-mail your snail-mail address to us and we’ll send you the Seraphic Press™ tote bag. Congratulations!
With each contest the sentences get better and we thank all our extremely literate and creative obscure sentence builders for their amazing efforts.