Chanukah is a time for latkes—which I don’t eat out of respect to my heart and my waistline.
So, in honor of Chanukah, we’re rolling out Seraphic Secret’s popular game: “Who The Heck Is That Spooky Looking Kid Who Grew Up To Become a Hollywood Star?”
All you have to do is identify this child.
The first reader to answer correctly in our comments section before tomorrow morning, Friday, Dec. 23, 7am PST, will win Seraphic Secret’s newly minted baseball cap.
Be the first on your block to join the international Zionist conspiracy with our fashionable lid.
The correct answer and contest winner will be announced tomorrow morning.
One guess for each participant.
And please, don’t use Google image search. Use your eyes. It’s more fun that way.
Seraphic Secret reserves the right to nullify contest participants who are: Communists, Socialists, anti-Capitalists, Greenies, OWS nihilists, climate change fanatics, peaceniks, Jews who still support Obama, anti-gun advocates, anti-circumcision nut jobs, Ron Paulistas, Rachel Maddow groupies, Jihadist Jew haters, Thomas Friedman—same as a Jihadist Jew hater—and anyone who admires the films of Jean Luc Godard.