Dear Seraphic Secret:
It’s true, we are depressed that Obama won the election. We are also angry that the Second Amendment is under attack by the commies who now run the U. S. government. But we still love shoes. So what gives, Robert? Is Karen walking around in flip-flops? Come on. Get over it. And bring back Friday Footwear!
Seeking Solace in Shoes
Seraphic Secret likes to follow trends in fashion. Our mission is to ignore the slutwear that parades as cutting edge design and focus instead on beautifully tailored outfits that are both flattering, ladylike, and modest.
As always, we do not highlight pant suits; they are a crime against femininity.
We are happy to report that the most interesting trend for Spring RTW ’13 is a refinement of the classic feminine silhouette. Overpowering volume and migraine-inducing patterns are, for the most part, absent; a good thing if you’re over 20 years-old and weigh more than a stalk of wheat. Instead, the best designers focus on clean lines that can be worn by actual female human beings.
The best outfits are a welcome flashback to the crisp glamour of Grace Kelly, Natalie Wood, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn, Kim Novak, Tippi Hedrin, Eva Marie Saint and Sophia Loren.