The Democrats never tire of claiming that voter ID laws are racist. But when voter fraud is cited as a national problem, Democrats deny that such a thing even exists.
Irony alert: They vigorously deny the existence of voter fraud, and yet it took place on the floor of their own convention with the Jerusalem/G-d vote, in which a two-thirds majority was never achieved. The delegates not only booed Israel and G-d, but they were outraged by the blatant voter fraud.
Let’s cut to the chase. The Democrats count on voter fraud to win close elections. In Chicago, t’cheyat ha-maytim (the resurrection of the dead) is a fact of, er, life.
But it’s a funny thing — only Democrats rise from the dead. Dead Republicans never manage to vote. Liberals claim that’s because Democrats are so righteous. But we figure dead Democrats vote because living Democrats are ruthless totalitarians who believe the ends justify the means.
In Guilford County, North Carolina, dead Democrats are still dead, but the voting machines have miraculously come to life, developing minds of their own.
And gosh, what a shock: they are Obama robots.